Remember those very old skul mchongoanos you used in primary school:-
Matako juju 'sasa'(kama) break ya honda.("Those dayz -early 90's- Honda motorcycles were very commonplace.")
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When someone calls you "Mbwa hii!", You reply, "mi ni mbwa niliumbwa we ni paka ulipakwa mavi" YIKES!. The guy replying the original insult would be so bitter its not even funny.
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"Dame yako havaangi unda(underpants)". I dont know why we thought that was funny.
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Cucu yako ni mzee mpaka anazaa wazee.
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Ebu update me of the ones you remember.
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Old skul Mchongoano: WARNING: Language may be unsavoury.
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Thursday, May 19, 2011
Tisha VS Student.
ShareMWAlimu: tunga sentensi ukitumia neno ukurasa.
MWAnafunzi: mwalimu aliandika kwa ubao uku rasa ikitingika.....hahahaha!
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Mwalimu: tunga sentensi ukitumia neno jumamosi.
student: otieno usiwase hiyo jiko juu mamosi watajaa kwa nyumba hehehehe
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Mwalimu: tunga sentensi ukitumia neno Kuja.
Mwanafunzi: Wakati mwalimu alikuwa ananiogeresha niriona akiagaria matiti yangu hapo basi nika kuja mikono yagu kuzizuia.
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Wednesday, May 4, 2011
icc beckoning
ShareH ---- Henry Kosgei
A --- Arap Sang Joshua
G --- General Hussein Ali
U --- Uhuru Kenyatta
E --- Eldoret North MP William Ruto
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