Old skul Mchongoano: WARNING: Language may be unsavoury.

Remember those very old skul mchongoanos you used in primary school:-

Matako juju 'sasa'(kama) break ya honda.("Those dayz -early 90's- Honda motorcycles were very commonplace.")
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When someone calls you "Mbwa hii!", You reply, "mi ni mbwa niliumbwa we ni paka ulipakwa mavi" YIKES!. The guy replying the original insult would be so bitter its not even funny.
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"Dame yako havaangi unda(underpants)". I dont know why we thought that was funny.

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Cucu yako ni mzee mpaka anazaa wazee.

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Ebu update me of the ones you remember.